1. Notes: 1 / 3 weeks ago 

    Dear Employee

    Please stop trying to make eye contact with me every time you eat a banana.

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  2. 3 months ago 

    Career Builder

    All they jobs they recommend for me are related to gardening and landscaping….

    Racist much? 

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  3. 3 months ago 

    Dear Employee;

    I got summoned for Jury Duty today….and laughed my ass off for 10 straight minutes. 

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  4. Notes: 1 / 5 months ago 

    I enjoy donating blood. In addition to the hope that I’ll pass along an affinity for baking and bourbon, I like the idea that someone could possibly make it to another birthday because I laid on a table and allowed myself to be bled. 

    But never mind the altruistic, or selfish reasons, or even my using this as a lame attempt to make up for some of my more egregious crimes against humanity…I do it for the free cookies!…the T-shirts are just gravy. 

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  5. 5 months ago 

    Scenes from donating blood

    Donation room is jammed with people waiting to donate…

    It’s one of the few times I don’t mind waiting

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  6. Notes: 4 / 6 months ago  from shayna365
    shayna365: Friday. 12/2/11. She gave me the all-clear. I’m, officially, cancer-free. And then she froze the crap out of all of those cells that were trying to change that. She’s not messing around this time, apparently. This blister’s at least double the size of the last one. It’s all good, though. And I don’t have to see her for two months this time. :)

    shayna365:

    Friday. 12/2/11. She gave me the all-clear. I’m, officially, cancer-free. And then she froze the crap out of all of those cells that were trying to change that. She’s not messing around this time, apparently. This blister’s at least double the size of the last one. It’s all good, though. And I don’t have to see her for two months this time. :)

     
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  7. 6 months ago 

    It’s that rarest of combinations at work today…

    the “Laughing-Stabby” Derrick. 

    Fun for the whole family.

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  8. 6 months ago  from bookmarklet
    Failed State: The IRS Is More Than Four Times More Popular Than Congress(via @Gawker)

    Remember that old joke regarding Dick Cheney’s 18% approval rating, about how there’s a higher percentage of dentists who recommend chewing sugary gum than there is of Americans who approve of Dick Cheney?

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  9. 6 months ago 
    http://www.tumblr.com/protect-the-net/ Tumblr shows us a world where SOPA and Protect-IP rule. 

    http://www.tumblr.com/protect-the-net/

    Tumblr shows us a world where SOPA and Protect-IP rule. 

     
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  10. 6 months ago 
    "I’m Seriously Considering Going Back to Stripping…"
    - Derrick Moreno 
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